Getting ready

At school, my child was told to say “wiener” rather than “penis.” I disagree.

I was here before and I’ll be there after.

I’m a dork for the parade

Congratulations to all the winners!

You better watch out! #Krampus

Being punk rock is wearing a Disney holiday sweater to the hipster restaurant and not giving af.

Reminder: it’s ok to be not ok AND it’s ok to be ok. No need to torture yourself either way.

Fun time at the #IronGalaxyOrlando Winter Party!

More more more!!

Happy First Night of Hanukkah! Chag Sameach!

My kid just said, “Mom those are your thick pants. Your booty looks thicc in those pants.”

Hoping none of our neighbors’ houses burn down this Christmas Eve.

I’m allowing myself to be a bit of a mess and to be ok. Love to all this holiday season!

Merry Christmas!🎄

It was a pleasure!

I am honored to participate!

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/incr…

thank you!

I told a police officer about a medical emergency. He informed me that since the incident was two blocks away, that was too far for him to worry about. Didn’t offer to radio anyone else.