Me the moment I sit down on the toilet and hear my kids instantly knock on the door...

Work had me running wild today, then straight into trick-or-treating mode with the boys! 🎃 Now that we’re home, it’s time to collect my well-deserved Mom tax… starting with all the Snickers 🤪 Hope everyone had a spooky-fun Halloween! 👻

Honestly, I’ve got nothing deep or insightful to say for the start of the month. I’m just over here trying to make it through each day without completely losing my mind 🙃 But I do have a funny cat GIF…Happy Caturday 😹

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Just because October’s over doesn’t mean the horror marathon stops here! Now watching Ma for the first time 🎬🍿 Any fans?

This post reminded me of a phone that I had back in the day, Xperia Play. It was a phone that you could play Playstation games on. I mainly got it to play Tony Hawk Pro Skater! Turned out to be the worst phone I ever had 😂 Anyone remember this phone?

Share a selfie for Selfie Sunday! ☀️ This is me freshly rolled out of bed and finally getting my caffeine fix for the day 😂☕️

Me doing my biweekly grocery shopping trip...

My November mission is to watch one horror movie a night 🌙 Now watching: The Woman in the Yard 🎬🍿 Anyone seen it?

Calling all horror lovers! I need some truly scary movie suggestions to add to my list. My scare tolerance is high, so give me your best shot 🖤

New week, new goals 💪 Monthly ones make my brain glitch, so I’m breaking them down weekly instead 😅 This week’s lineup: • Workout 5 times • Hit at least 60 fl oz of water daily • Add more protein • In bed by 11 PM (I'll try my best here 😅) Kicking things off with a

Just your reminder that your journey is YOUR journey. Did I get my workout in today? Yep 😎 Was it flawless? Not even close 😂 Had to modify a few moves, but I still showed up and finished strong. Progress over perfection, always 🖤

Thanks for all the horror recs, you spooky legends!! 🖤 Kicking things off tonight with Late Night with the Devil 😈 #NowWatching 🎬🍿

Good Tuesday! Showing up is the flex... even if you are half awake and your hair is a mess 😅✌️

In Pennsylvania, it has to be the deer. These fearless mfers pop up everywhere like they own the damn road 😅

Do you ever hear a loud noise outside and immediately think a plane is about to crash into your house? Don’t worry, I’m fine… it was just this noisy ass thing in the field 😂

Share a childhood picture of yourself ❤️

Good Wednesday! One of my fitness goals is to build back my strength. This week, I’m up to 19 straight push-ups! Working my way back to that 50 mark like I was able to years ago, one shaky rep at a time 😂 Stick around and you might spot a special guest appearance from my

Fifteen years with this little dude and I’m still obsessed 🖤🤍 Leon has been my sidekick, my shadow, and my little turdlet through it all 😂 Drop your pet pics below! They all deserve a little spotlight too 🐾