When he said they’re giving migrants sex changes I nearly spit out my dog

I’m legit going to keep this just in case now

It’s a slippery slope

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

have we given a name to earth’s mini moon? may i suggest moon deng

🎭✨ Exciting News, Ballymun! ✨🎭 I’m back at Axis Theatre this November for a night of laughs with my fabulous band! Grab your friends and get ready to giggle! #DameStuffy #BallymunLaughs #girlsnightout Get yours now: shorturl.at/uCD7a #drag #comedy

I still have a bottle of this

i bought a packet of 5 and i have a spare one you can have 😒🙄

I ordered something from Germany but An Post are charging me import duty and VAT (€66 total!), saying the order came from the UK. Anyone ever have this happen before?

I’m so jealous that Amelia’s erratic behaviour in #GreysAnatomy was explained away by a brain tumour when I’m out here acting the same way for no reason

People: omg I can’t believe this is happening People with anxiety: I thought this might happen

Someone at Channel 4: I’ll just pick an episode at random. It’ll be fiiiiine The episode: