Just lost my patience with my 6 year old because he complained that I forgot to skip the intro on the 12th episode of #Bluey this morning we’ve seen 93 times because I was changing a diaper. Cue a “back in my day” speech about commercials and no skip intro button. #Parenting

Hey Laura Hardy I just popped the top off a Topo Chico and thought “I’m sure happy for Laura and all here success! Cheers!”

Damn! That reboot of #FreshPrince really did get dark!!! Oh snap! #Oscars #AcademyAwards

So Will Smith gets up on stage and smack Chris Rock and people joke and move on. Pretty sure that’s cause more than a few people have thought about doing that to Chris.

Wow! This is a once in a lifetime pic!

Today I learned a valuable #Parenting lesson. If you’re going to get rid of one of your kid’s toys. Get rid of all the pieces. I’ve just spent the last 10 minutes playing dumb to my 6 year old about the whereabouts of a cheap broken fan.

Everyone else is excited for the #KentuckyDerby I’m over here prepping for the Old Forester #KentuckyTurtleDerby btw I’m cheering on #SnappyAndYouKnowIt

Ahhhh you’re killing me #SnappyAndYouKnowIt the turtle #BabblingBrook was my second pick! Dang maybe next year Old Forester #TurtleDerby

It was a different #KentuckyDerby2022 season for me. At least it ended with an almost $300 payout. Pays to put some money on the long shot!

Money maker!

Me: (walking into my 6 year olds room to tell him to brush his teeth for the 3rd time.) Ian… why are you getting a penguin out!? Ian: I don’t know. Me: (confused) go brush your teeth. Ian: ok daddy.

Hey Indianapolis Colts @ColtsEvents is there a reason we shouldn’t join you for the #Colts5k I’m confused. Don’t join?

Experienced my very first Louisville City FC game last night and wow you all really pulled out all the stops! You really know how to make a dude feel welcome 6-0! Whew!

Noooooo!! The Orville the union should show zero mercy to the Krill for shooting America’s Sweetheart Ted Danson ! Unforgivable war crime!

AMAZON WATCH PARTY Intrusion: Disconnected 8pm tomorrow EST w/Cast and Crew Tomorrow 8pm Eastern we’re hosting a watch party on Amazon Prime for the cast, crew, and fans. Feel free to message me if you want in. We’ll be chatting, answering fan questions; should be a lot of fun.

Might be the best use of this song yet

Can’t wait to see Rob Paulsen and MAURICE LAMARCHE tonight at IU Southeast for The Animaniacs Live! #AnimaniacsLive