The tylenol changed you bruh

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

She was looking for a tamale and I was the only one in our youth group who had one in my pocket. Here we are now, 11 years strong❤️ M 💚

the taco bell nightshift guy that calls me boss cares about me as a person it's deeper than tacos

i'm not getting a job till this whole covid shit blows over

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning burger

“Why are all of your spoons burnt” bitch just eat your fucking cereal

You haven’t wasted your life you’ve got more anime to watch and video games to play don’t worry

She may belong in a psych ward but most importantly she belongs to me

people wouldnt treat me like this if i had a bbl

sources tell me humpty dumpty is stable. please god.

My 2 goats together. This is like a wet dream where I’m still awake. Cris Parker

standing behind the plumber like this the whole time while he fixes the toilet

i knew a guy who went fishing without a license and they blew his shit smooth off

bad news twin: time is flying good news: you the pilot twin u the fuckin pilot

Wow. Not a single athlete willing to speak out against ICE abuses in their own country. I've been a loyal fan for most of my life but this is the last time I watch the Puppy Bowl.

as a seattle seahawks fan since february 2026 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me

You’re a 18 years old born in 1996 but people are keep trying to tell you are 30