Lecturers reading everything we say about them on the group chat with their secret number that course rep added.

All of them, how GREEDY🤭

I had waakye yesterday, i’m eating waakye today and I will eat waakye tomorrow!!

she looks like she can move diagonally

to do list: bite the hand that feeds me put all my eggs in one basket kill two birds with one stone let the cat out of the bag think inside the box burn bridges walk on thin ice play with fire

Not enough is made of the fact that he’s the only footballer in history to come back to an elite level after an achilles rupture

Sean Dyche waiting for this Graham Potter sacking

0 trophy after combining two religions 😭😭😭

Juan Mata signed for Chelsea, 14 years ago today. 🇪🇸💙

Funniest thing about Ghanaian tribalism is no tribe has any development to brag about . From Accra to Kumasi to cape coast to Ho to Wa No proper development Just tribal bigots proud of their own smelly shit Fools

every time you see an Amorim stat, you think you’ve seen the worst of them until you see another.

Idris Elba fighting valiantly to not smile after Kevin says “Hi”

re-entering your prime after a long downfall>>>

The selfie of the day😊

i love catching typos in published books. like damn you should’ve hired me but you didn’t and now look at where you are

The hood won’t even let you explain