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The smoking man

Ever since I was little I knew I wanted to retire.

Here's a true photo of Lestat and me.

The thought of someone drinking soda on a daily basis sends shivers down my spine

✯Caught between motion and stillness✯ Kansas City Wheel 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐲 / Kansas City

This is how I described myself to someone today.. I'm like an excited squirrel that humans have fed too often and now I'm just comfortable walking up to strangers 🤷🏼‍♀️

Was cleaning out my closet and I came across those white skinny jeans I used to wear all the time 😭 They started talking to me like the green goblin mask.

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

i just wanna go to the casino w $10 and leave with $4.8M

sorry for over explaining myself i got yelled at a lot as a child

It’s 2025, why is a male contractor responding to my questions with “let me talk to your husband.”

Never thought I’d turn into "that" person, but if I miss a workout during the week… I feel like a straight-up swamp creature 🫠💀

“Princess Breakfast” at Disneyland with my kids. Almost spit out my coffee

Just be pretty and unbothered, babe. They are going to villainize you regardless.

Self-discipline is tough cuz I'm the boss of me and that chick runs a real loose ship.

Another reason why I’m no one’s emergency contact: I just waited 5 minutes for an elevator I never pushed the button for.

i love crazy bitches like yes bitch let’s go to the woods at 4am

i like being able to smell the laundry detergent on my clothes after washing them.

Have you tried eating 12 oz of filet mignon about it?

It's Phat Ass Friday 😎✨️