Need you guys to get on board with a Supermarket Sweep revival. Fantastic show. Just recently found it on Prime. It’s basically Hunger Games in a supermarket KFC feitelberg

My favorite drivers are the ones who honk their horns at pedestrians between 14th street and 72nd street in midtown. Run me over...I dare you

Water heater just broke...bad news is I’m currently without any water at all. Good news is that my doorman told me “I’m free to use the employee bathroom whenever”. Can’t wait for the inevitable awkward encounter at 3:15am later...

If you are guaranteed a round at Augusta National...but also then guaranteed to get corona virus, do you do it? Pretty sure my answer is obvious

I think my reaction says it all but have at it ⁦@maxhoma23⁩

Has anyone ever seen a number 1 or number 3 pencil?

You know you’re old and single when your late night text (pre 10pm)...is your the cleaning service confirming your appointment

I’m about to not sleep until Memorial Day

Fire water, noodles, souvenir necklaces, & even YouTube karaoke… Yes, the Golden Cicada pretty much had it all. Owner Terry (Cheng) Tan kept the legendary Grand St. watering hole alive for 30+ years. With #BroodX on the mind, we remember this local JC favorite. #JCstorefronts

I’ve never in my life said out loud to another person…”Hope all is well”. Yet if aliens came down and looked at my emails they would think that’s how humans engaged with each other.

What I would give for Gary and Keith to storm the booth and kick out EJ and Cal. #Mets

Mets pitching vs Cubs hitting. Unstoppable force vs the Immovable Object. Come get some. #LGM

Go give Cespedes 125 over 5, some middle relief, and go win a World Series #Mets

Matt Harvey, Jacob deGrom, Noah Syndergaard, Steven Matz, Zack Wheeler and Bartolo Colon report in 10 days. Lets Go Mets 🍎🍎🍎

Top 5 Barstool picture ever

LETS. GO. #playtrons x.com/jaydanahy/stat…

1 million retweets and I’ll buy the Carolina Panthers

The Mets are the single most infuriating, boring, and mediocre franchise in sports. x.com/ken_rosenthal/…

If I get 5000 retweets I will go walk to CVS and buy reduced fat cheeze it’s, pirate booty, peanut m&ms and a kit kat and eat them all before the end of the Oscars.