Can some please explain to me what is so good about chik fil a?

This lyft smells like sour cream and cheddar chips.

When you almost tell the barista at Starbucks you want a tequila soda at 730 am #thisweekendruinedme

Pretty sure I’m about to leave work to go drink #toosunnytobesober

Places children shouldn’t be allowed.. 1. Air planes (7 and under) 2. The gym

Ppl that have never flown before are literally the worst

Guess which one I am?

There goes checking out Grindr on the bus...

95% sure that I just watched a woman pull a giant kitchen knife out of here back pocket and put into her bag on the bus...she’s not fucking with 2020

There is a fine line between nipple play and nipple torture...

Abortion is health care.

RT if your in the Seattle area!

RT if ur hornyyyyy

Feeling very h word today. It must be the return of the sun.

Thinking I might go out for a few cock-tails tonight

Feeling myself

Post work shower

RT if you would fuck and breed me poolside

I don't want to work today. Someone dickstract me instead.