lol at this guy who's acting like the sidewalk made him trip instead of the beautiful flawed humanity that binds us all

Yo everyone, this weekend I'm gonna be showing some art - of all things - in my loft at Brewery Art L.A.'s Artwalk. Follow them. Come out. Buy.

Why is this a recommended category for me? instagram.com/p/YjiN77FGXJ/

#Cahiers! instagram.com/p/Y2-jZbFGSP/

#CMUShowcase Writers & Directors party... And the loft is bumping. instagram.com/p/ZGhLIlFGWT/

I think all my problems could basically be solved by listening to Graceland more.

U.S. Stock Market Soars After Bernanke’s Reassuring Comments About 'Pacific Rim' onion.com/18bT2yX

Yo, Cecconi's Weho I can't stop thinking about that impromptu pancetta sandwich you guys made me last night. It was peerless.

Flexing my newfound pizza skills courtesy of cecconiswh. instagram.com/p/dYkjc-FGXv/

This is everything I've ever wanted from an onion article: theonion.com/articles/chuck…

remembr the tym i falls asleep durin ben aflecks goldun globe speech lol #NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK

I directed a short film for MADATOMS. It's called "I'm 23 & There's a Fucking Monster Under My Bed" youtube.com/watch?v=cfSNfE…

Take that, Turner! #nofilter instagram.com/p/gbz0v5lGSX/

In case you were wondering, I'm not suddenly advertising some kind of 'simple solution'... I've been hacked.

Keeping it real at #Cinequest. First screening of I'm 23 & There's a Fucking Monster Under My Bed in… instagram.com/p/lLTCOyFGdm/

Congrats to Jeremy Ungar for winning audience favorite for "I'm 23 and There's a Fucking Monster Under My Bed"! vimeo.com/77571864

the Baudelaire of Chuck Norris Facts

Huge thanks to Iron Mule Film Fest for a great screening! As a bonus, I'm 23 & There's a Fucking Monster Under My Bed took home the audience award

The triumphant moment when you find a 1/3 full pack of junior mints in your car from last night's Captain America midnight screening.

"One of the most beneficial things I've ever learned is how to keep my mouth shut." - Eric Clapton