Re. The “iron Dome,” this refers to a ballistic missile design for neutralizing explosive, not “getting your dick suck by a woman in braces.” The New York Times regrets the error.

actually Gotham is more based on cities like New York and Chicago

i feel like people have kinda turned on this movie for being "cringe" and "millennial" but i love it so much

lol i was looking at this tweet like "that's funny" and then i remembered i made the image x.com/jeremysmiles/s…

experience matters. Zohran simply hasn't killed enough grandparents yet to be mayor

the New York Times has pissed me off too much today. i have finally decided to steal this photo from someone else's post because i never subscribed to them

i have a copywriter's brain

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Just walked into the bathroom stall at work and someone already had the same idea as me #ClogTheToiletForNoReasonTuesday

so like how many Medicare For All budgets are we gonna blast into the Middle East in the form of rockets over the next few years?

and he calmly ate a hotdog the entire time

If you’re wondering why Andrew Cuomo is so soft on ICE—and why he hasn’t called for Brad’s release—you can just follow the money.

if you live in nyc, now more than ever, you need to come to my comedy show on Sunday

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come to our live show on Sunday in Brooklyn at Union Hall

the one thing that unites all people in the united states, regardless of where you are on the political spectrum, is getting all of your politics from Star Wars