St. Maurice is the patron saints of girl dads who can't say no to their little princesses

It’s the second inning and Schriffen has already been confidently wrong about Cleveland/Deroit getting a bye for winning the division and gotten hyped about a possible Michael Taylor homer on a ball Taylor never moved on because it was so clearly foul from the moment of contact

Mortgaged the future trading off the likes of Matt Shaw, Bubba Chandler, Logan Henderson Ethan Salas, and Cam Collier over the course of the season. But flags fly forever, and it will be flying as champion of the Scott White Dynasty League! Woo!

So…who exactly who is William and Kate planning to marry George off to?

Love wasting timeouts for absolutely no reason whatsoever

All he does is catch touchdowns

Highest paid special teams coordinator in the league. And for what? It sure isn’t for good special teams play.

I remember 6 quarters of football ago when I actually believed the Packers were a serious football team

A week ago Packers players were openly talking about going undefeated

I don’t think we’re gonna see the jokes about why Hafley shouldn’t get a head coaching job after this one

The Packers defense sucks, but they’re also stupid

Amazing how a team got big heads and started resting on their laurels after 3 games. Packers defensive players and coaching staff have a LOT to get sorted during the bye week.

I do love Romeo Doubs, though.

I don’t want to hear one single word about Hafley being the next head coach of the Packers or anyone else ever again.

Jordan Love was very good. Romeo Doubs is a TD machine. Josh Jacobs did well considering what was open to him. The defense was booty. Bisaccia needs to be told to turn in his key fob and find his own ride home.

Made bread again

Zane Smith Jon Rauch Curtis Pride Henry Rodriguez (made an all-star game with them, but when did you last think of Oh Henry?)

I bought a jar of whey protein powder. WHO HAVE I BECOME?! (It is Reese’s flavor, so I haven’t *entirely* lost myself)