LinkedIn notifications are the worst. “People are reacting to a post from your coworker” ahh yes some fun content from my coworker THE CEO

They’re the same size now and they’re ganging up on us

Guess it’s a good thing I didn’t see anybody in the office today because here’s what I just discovered when I changed out of my work clothes!

This is surpassing “we’ve got you covered” as my biggest copywriting pet peeve. Of course nobody said ‘charcuterie,’ it’s 9 am. I can tell it was plucked from some hurried Excel file of subject lines. Hate it.

Feeling extremely called out by my cross-functional partners #contentdesign

I know this is going to sound like a Mad Lib, but a busker is playing “Hallelujah” on an accordion in the Container Store parking lot.

the only Halloween tweet that matters

“This Is How We Do It” after a missed field goal. Do these people listen to lyrics or what 🤦🏻‍♀️

What the heck is happening in the Liberty Bowl right now?

If you look closely at this dang map you’ll see a blazing hot star right over my ding dang house #dang

Remind me never to cross Pete Pranica #BigMemphis

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a field goal doink IN before. #GTG

Grizz by 15

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