Can tortoises be flamboyant - is Lou Saunders a magical leaning witch - like the tower of pizza ( I know) but with super powers - as she shares her new TM series predictions podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/tas…

People seem to have finally stopped banging on about air fryers #good

Ladybird book life

please can anyone point me to to a vegan beetroot bun recipe that uses metric measurements ( not cups - which I dont understand and cant be arsed to translate) trying to get veg into toddler by sneaky means - and i happen to have beetroot!!

for clarification by buns, I mean fairy cakes

Brilliant - you can change ingredients to metric - thank you

Hey LambethCouncil you told my daughter someone was coming to fix neighbours leaking pipe ( causing black mould in daughters house) on Monday - no show, then housing dept denied all knowledge of appt? Pipe still leaking = more damage

Who’d have thought she’d end up nicking money out of her mothers purse #jokesjokesjokes the memoir out on Oct 3rd available for pre order

It comes as no surprise that the House emptied just hours after the judge announced the publication of the phase 2 report. It shows how many of those within the political elite are a part of the disregard, indifference and incompetence that contributed to the deaths of our 72.

Ha- still got the shirt !

Deeply in love with Freddie- the kindness in this doc is a v beautiful thing

Memoir coming - I remember this - necklace by Butler and Wilson #80s

hahahahaha- who says crime doesnt pay

Soon come..🎥

The perfect couple - best actress just been bumped off #Netflix

Too busy right now for HOBBIES - I miss making my toilet roll friends!

Bitch printer played her joker-

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There’s a transcript of this pod that reads like an insane Becket play -but you don’t have to read it - you can listen in traditional pod stylee- hear Jenny beg Judith to help her with a try out gig - wince as Judith describes a coleslaw related injury etc podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/old…

Queuing to buy a cold drink from a pretzel stall, I see a sign that says 6 pretzels for £18, My first shared bed sit in Manchester cost £11 a week, I tell the girl, trying to pay, With my over 60s Oyster card