Every time I get a bonkers phone call or email, I think very seriously about creating an anonymous guest relations Twitter that documents the inconsequential shit people get crazy upset about because 😳

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Oklahoma City Public Schools will announce mandatory face coverings for students and staff. readfrontier.org/stories/oklaho…

This is the first time in about 16 years that I don’t have a child that wants to go trick or treating. I hope all these full size candy bars dull the pain.

Heading into my 6th opening with these folks! The next two weeks will be full of pizza, stress, good times, and ranch.

TikTok is giving the world an unprecedented view of the build-up to a potential war in Ukraine axios.com/tiktok-russia-…

When will we learn? We get what we vote for. 🙄

The man suspected of killing an Oklahoma County sheriff this week had exhibited signs of violent behavior and had multiple guns. In some states, a court might have been able to remove those guns, but not in Oklahoma, which has an anti red flag law. oklahoman.com/story/news/pol…

Scary pumpkin or SCARIEST pumpkin!?!? 👀🎃 Happy #PumpkinDay!!! (Jamie Charles)

The holiday pizza box is one of my favorite projects to work on and this year’s design is on of my faves! 😍🎄🍕

Between the Curbside Chronicle cover and the Hideaway Pizza 🍕 boxes, I think it's safe to say that @AditiHeins is the Holiday Art Queen of Oklahoma.

My first bill to file for 2023 is HB 1031, also known as the Restoration Of Sanity in Education Act. HB 1031 repeals HB 1775, which is a very broad and insidious classroom censorship bill which was passed and enacted in 2021.

This one’s for you, Tucker!

‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.

Came to Twitter to verify earthquake. Twitter did not let me down.

Just joining…I’m sure the debate went great…

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