God gives his toughest battles (really nice tits) to his toughest soldiers (trans people)

Unironically love the couple making out at the sloppy jane show

Halloween makes me feel so bad about myself

I Don’t Want To Do My Work, I Just Want To Die

Started the day with a transvaginal ultrasound and ended it in the pit at cloud nothings (Both we’re slightly less comfortable than anticipated)

buccal fat? you mean guanciale??

I only ever want to post online when I’m going through it and rn I am truly thirty seconds to a full mental break

Thinking about throwing a fit 🤪

Uh oh! Time to focus on changing one external thing as a way to ignore the changes I need to make internally again!

I love to be like “huh why am I making so many jokes about wanting to k*ll myself and suddenly crying for no reason and feeling deeply lonely” as if I don’t experience crippling depression every spring

I feel like Billie eilish should probably pay royalties to Sloppy Jane given that Haley Dahl invented the color blue

i love to not be in the moment at concerts by making fun of the teens recording everything and not being in the moment

if there's anyone out there who feels like giving me 2 tickets to sabrina carpenter in baltimore tonight... that'd be sooooo crazy of you.. unless.... ??