If there's not at least one of those people you'd want to vote against, you are Vladimir Putin.

RIP Quincy Jones. The only "Q" I listen to.

I sat next to Quincy Jones once at something I had to perform at and at some point he said "Are you Jewish?" and when I told him I was he said "I produced a couple of Jews" and I said "musicians?" and he said "children."

JD says there’s a movie that is extremely influential to his entire political worldview and I promise you with a thousand years of searching IMDB you’re never guessing this one

It's like America is waiting for the test results call from our oncologist.

As long as I stay in "Following" instead of "For You" I'll make it through the day.

She hates us all.

Getting a young man to not do something (like get a vaccine) is much easier than getting them to do something (register and vote.)

If so, I won't look back - for fear of becoming a pillar of salt.

At least they aren't golden sneakers.

I can't believe how long this line is. This is In-n-Out Burger suppression.

I have a grudging envy of that level of obliviousness.

Come to think of it, this is how my actual call from the oncologist went too but I survived.

I think I'll miss science the most.

My neck is sore from hours of shaking my head.

It was like the classic "Lady or the Tiger" but with glass doors.

At least I'm happy for Melania. She wanted this sooo bad.

I still think "weird" bothered them more than "fascist."

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