they're literally pushing the divine right of kings on us

DAMMIT JOHNNY

I kinda wanna catch Natasha Lyonne unawares just to see if she actually always talks like that.

hey the girls and I are gonna rouge our knees and roll our stockings down later if you’re interested

Why isn’t there a bag of groceries emoji

Ada I swear to god

Lol Jimmy Carter gave up his peanut farm cause he thought it was a conflict of interest. This is perfectly acceptable, tho.

I’m never going to watch the video of this whole thing because to me his laugh sounds like the aliens in Galaxy Quest and I won’t be told anything different

Wait a minute woah

I can’t possibly describe how fucking pitiful I think using Grok or ChatGPT or any of that shit is

Richard Kind in 240p

Listen man, if you wanna live in the palace of Versailles then that’s fine, but you can’t act surprised when the people eventually start sharpening the the guillotine

But hey, at least you can talk to your fake girlfriend and make fake art and read fake posts from fake people on a dead internet that costs increasingly more to engage with while also making you dumber, lonelier, and angrier.

I know someone who uses it to write her emails and it’s genuinely one of the most embarrassing things anyone’s ever told me

Every time I take a sip of my drink from lunch I smell the cologne of presumably the guy who poured it, and it’s very weird!

The Walton family, that inherited half of Walmart’s stock and is now worth over $400 billion, should not be allowed to pay wages so low that their workers are forced to rely on food stamps to survive. And yet, Walmart is the largest employer of workers on food stamps in America.

The grand contradiction of America is that they need us to keep consuming but they also do not want to pay us. They will shame you for not spending enough while simultaneously not paying you enough to spend.

Well there you have it folks! The sex trafficking rapist said the person who could clear her if any wrongdoing did nothing wrong

Did Math Blaster have songs

This has really been the summer of ‘Twist of Fate’ by Olivia Newton John for me.