Gonna tell my kids this was the 2024 Republican National Convention.

Watching Kamala Harris preside over the counting of the electoral college votes and certifying her own election as president is going to give MAGA a collective stroke.

Kyle Griffin Dream ticket

Remember 10 days ago when the whole MAGA movement went all in on the idea that THE ECONOMY IS CRASHING and THIS IS THE END OF AMERICA, and then stocks went back up and they all just immediately changed the subject?

Great thread. Lawsuit should 🤌

Would you lie for $2,500,000? Professional golfer Sahith Theegala had a chance to do this. But guess what… He told the truth and it cost him $2.5M In the 3rd round of the Tour Championship, Theegala was in a bunker and his club brushed some sand. Upon video review, it was

Just incredible. Cannot fathom.

Cats! Dogs! Geese! Laura Loomer! Look, now he’s attacking Taylor! Like the last season before a show gets canceled for getting over-the-top and, at the same time, boring. This election is about jobs, wages, climate, health care, abortion. Not his show. Your life.

"if you hate elon so much then why are you still here" BECAUSE I WAS HERE FIRST. WHY SHOULD I LEAVE. HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS

The worst part of this is actually that someone brings him a coffee and he doesn’t even acknowledge her let alone say thank you. That tells me everything I need to know.

I completed the assignment #NY22

This is the next next president

Stephen King. Calling Elon Musk the First Lady is the funniest fucking thing I heard all day

I didn't realize Syracuse had such an awesome stadium wtf

When historians look back, the strangest fact of the downfall of the American empire will be that we used our waning power into bullying countries to let us take back 2% profit margin underwear manufacturing instead of spending our time educating our citizens to get into the 50%

3/ You see, our founders created a President with limited and checked powers. They specifically put the power of spending and taxation in the hands of the legislature. Why? Because they watched how kings and despots used spending and taxes to control their subjects.

We think tariffs are about bringing back manufacturing. Talk to small businesses first

The fact that the White House hasn’t announced any trade deals yet, even with allies where very easy trade deals could be announced, really shows how little progress the U.S. is making on this topic. Take Japan and South Korea. Japan *already* has a lower effective tariff rate

Probably one the biggest economic blunders in history. $500 million in 15 days means $12 billion a year in additional tax revenue. Literal trillions in wealth destroyed, interest on the debt increased, the dollar weakened, businesses wiped out all over the world, literally