I know Twitter is just a catchall for political non sequiturs but nonetheless, I hope you’re having a great day. Positivity breeds positivity.

This is a direct call to action to see me in these places.

Here are some of my favorite drawings I’ve done in the last month or so.

I’m on a cruise ship. I have two shows tonight. And I’m staying busy working on a drawing of Christopher Reeve as Superman.

I get off this cruise ship in the morning and leave Tuesday for another cruise ship in Alaska. But I wanted to start a new drawing before packing it up. Started a new marc maron drawing.

My dad makes words up.

So the posts I make on facebook automatically go to threads too and those people are some of the most humorless fucks online.

Put a finger down.

Looks more like Holy Ghost pepper power.

Kicker has one job. Jesus. Tennessee Football

The suspension of Jimmy Kimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center.  It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.

If you’re upset Bad Bunny is the Super Bowl halftime show then most likely the last half time show you liked was the marching band.

A gnat drowned in my glass of bourbon. God, what a dream.

My Lyft driver’s seatbelt isn’t working. I’m not trying to brag but I’m very familiar with seatbelts and this one isn’t latching. Oh well. I’ll just hold on.

Is it just me or are podcasts skipping mid sentence or repeating whole blocks of dialogue? Are they just not being edited well? It sounds like producers getting lazy.

High Potential. Probably my favorite new show. Slightly edges out Reacher for me. But it’s close.

People who say “What the flip!?” are usually Methodist. And I can say that because I was raised Catholic, so I know.

Twitter sucks now.

I’ve only got two available dates in December if your company is interested in having me perform at your Christmas/Corporate event. December 5 & 12.

Show’s in an hour.