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Jeff Bodart

@jeffbodart

Comedian / Actor / Writer / 2 albums / SiriusXM / Fox TV / Writer for @bobandtom / WandMaker @TarboWands @JeffBodartArt @JeffBodart on TikTok

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I know Twitter is just a catchall for political non sequiturs but nonetheless, I hope you’re having a great day. Positivity breeds positivity.

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I’m on a cruise ship. I have two shows tonight. And I’m staying busy working on a drawing of Christopher Reeve as Superman.

I’m on a cruise ship. I have two shows tonight. And I’m staying busy working on a drawing of Christopher Reeve as Superman.
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I get off this cruise ship in the morning and leave Tuesday for another cruise ship in Alaska. But I wanted to start a new drawing before packing it up. Started a new marc maron drawing.

I get off this cruise ship in the morning and leave Tuesday for another cruise ship in Alaska. But I wanted to start a new drawing before packing it up. Started a new <a href="/marcmaron/">marc maron</a> drawing.
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So the posts I make on facebook automatically go to threads too and those people are some of the most humorless fucks online.

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The suspension of Jimmy Kimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center.  It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.

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If you’re upset Bad Bunny is the Super Bowl halftime show then most likely the last half time show you liked was the marching band.

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My Lyft driver’s seatbelt isn’t working. I’m not trying to brag but I’m very familiar with seatbelts and this one isn’t latching. Oh well. I’ll just hold on.

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Is it just me or are podcasts skipping mid sentence or repeating whole blocks of dialogue? Are they just not being edited well? It sounds like producers getting lazy.

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People who say “What the flip!?” are usually Methodist. And I can say that because I was raised Catholic, so I know.

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I’ve only got two available dates in December if your company is interested in having me perform at your Christmas/Corporate event. December 5 & 12.