Woke me up when September ended

I wish sex was JUST putting it in

a podcast taping is like seeing stand up comedy except they sit down

Miss Flo really puts her whole Pughssy into those frowns

I know shitty out of tune guitars are in style right now but I can’t even recognize half of mac demarcos songs live

it’s crazy how much I tweet for the zero attention I get

All these horny mfs in the bar just wanna fuck. I just love sitting down with a woman and listen. I’m trying to hit that discussy

Elizabeth Winstead is the firmware update of Jenna Malone

When you post the whole drunken voice-to-text notes app draft on main

A poster is as important as the movie

I remember Tom DeLong saying he would only join the band again mark or Travis became influencer adjacent so I’m glad he stayed true to that promise

Everyones excited about the “original” Blink 182 members going back on tour but I’m not buying $500 floor seats unless Scott William Raynor, Jr. is on the drums

FedEx is cool cuz there’s that little arrow between the E & the X on the logo

So brave of me to show up to the airport with a tiny hangover

nudes don’t do it for me anymore I can only get off to the Lensa AI pictures now 😭