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Ma’am, it is long past time to be honest with the American people. On January 3, I requested National Guard assistance, but your Sergeant at Arms denied it. Under federal law (2 U.S.C. §1970), I was prohibited from calling them in without specific approval. That same day, Carol

This is what happens when wildlife management is done in the ballot box. In 1990, CA voters permanently banned the hunting of mountain lions. Since then, interactions with humans, pets, and livestock have increased, and mule deer populations have declined. offthepress.com/mountain-lion-…

Sorry, Washington Examiner, it's not possible to make DC more partisan. washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns…

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The NL West has a new top dog: the San Diego Padres!

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Here's a question for the left. What do you value most? Hating Trump or peace between Ukraine and Russia? That may seem sparky, but from posts on X, I really don't know which it is. Do you even want to see peace?

I'm not one who complains much about the Padres lineup, but I'd really like to see them mix it up a bit today. They need a little shake to wake em.

Someone needs to tell the Padres it's ok to pitch a scoreless 1st inning

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Another lawfare loss for the hysterical left. This ruling, by a very liberal court, was a predictable as it could have been. NY appeals court throws out $500M penalty against Trump in Letitia James civil case foxnews.com/politics/ny-ap…

I love a good hardware joke!