When you’re a functioning alcoholic you’re loved ones don’t even understand how deep in the shit you are. You could be 9 deep by 10am and no one knows. When they see you bad it means you’re prob on the brink of dying

To be honest, re-opening Alcatraz and using it as the new Guantanamo would be more humane. At least it’s not only in the US, it’s in CA, and not only CA, it’s in San Fran. So there would be a lot of over-site that we don’t see down in Cuba.

Kinda funny that Trump tells the DOJ to re-open Alcatraz and days later they elect a Pope from the south side of Chicago.

We don’t live and haven’t lived in colonial times for a while now. If you call someone a colonizer you are either retarded or Marxist but I repeat myself.

Arby’s is gonna sell a bunch of sandwiches off this post and that’s pretty hilarious.

AI is scary but I’m ready for airports to go back to the 90s. Just scan everything as we walk in the building and we’re good to go.

Is the Plantir surveillance part of the BBB or is that a separate thing? Because that alone is worth shooting this whole thing down and re-writing it.

The fact that the IRS will take a quarter of the interest you build in a year from a regular savings account if you make over 47k is beyond evil.

Should Lincoln have attacked the south? I don’t know. The Confederates would probably have made slavery illegal if they had won.

Kinda happy right now. All the NSNBC and Fox News Boomers are all each others throats

If you want an instant hit, find out what what MJ said “nah” to back in the thriller days, make it you,

Was the new South Park ep funny? Because, if it was, good. Seems like there’s a lot of ppl on one side cheering with clapter and the other saying who cares or mildly disappointed.

If Dems want to win every seat, just say you want to keep all of Trump’s border policies and kick out illegal immigrants. It’s really that simple.

Is it just me or when you buy insurance, they always give you some fake primary care doctor. I’ve had 1 guy who was dead, this new one said they don’t take anyone under 65. Why do I pay for this shit. I end up going to out of pocket docs anyway.

I know of more cities in Greenland than I do Denmark.

Ran out of shows to watch while we eat so we started going back to the classics. Friends, Cheers etc I couldn’t bring myself to laugh a single time and had no clue why the “audience” was either. Got to The Jeffersons. Still funny and holds up. Plus best song tied w/Golden Girls.

At a place today, pretty cool bar but it’s all run through an app and there’s basically no service. Packed house, 1 bartender who doesn’t talk to you b/c you order through the app. He’s prob making $2 an hour and they expect you to tip on these inflated drinks w/no service?

So did you lie to us when we bombed Iran in June or are you lying right now? Fuck off, I’m done listening to this douche.