THE KICK RETURN HAS BEEN MUFFED AND THE AGGIES RECOVER THE BALL AT THE MISSOURI 15-YARD LINE!!!

Commie professors refuse to teach this.

Mamdani thanks everyone who voted for him, but regrets to inform them that he's not going to be able to do what he promised. Turns out that unlike other countries that elect communists, you can't just murder people and take their stuff

Next Halloween I’m going to be the Peri Fairy and hand out protein bars to middle aged women.

Could Disney and YouTube TV get their act together before tomorrow? Disney, you stink at tech. Always. Your own ticket websites routinely crash. Work it out with the better platform.

Yesss I can watch the game tomorrow then!!

The Texas A&M 1st half was the worst half of football I've seen all year. The Texas A&M 2nd half is the best half of football I've seen all year.

How do you pull off the greatest upset in Texas A&M history? Elko: "You've obviously got to play extremely bad to start the game." 🤣

How it started How it’s going

There were no funny Texas A&M Police arrests today either. SMH

Elko:

No 2%ers detected👍🏼

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What a shock, it's election season so Greg finally decides to take some very public half-measures to make it look like he's capable of leading...all based off announced Doc Pete Chambers policy from months ago. Noticeably absent from his proclamation are the follow-on

The expression is A “Day Late and A Dollar Short” but in reality Greg Abbott it’s been 10 years and millions in tax payers’ money of all this nonsense.

Please talk to your kids about sextortion. Or at very least, point them to Pleasant Green 's video on the subject: youtube.com/watch?v=Znqmae…

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