amirite

Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.

More twists and turns than a Shyamalan joint

I keep trying to look away, but it’s just so beautiful.

Goodmorning & have a fantastic day only to those that see this tweet. Also that ur hair looks nice as well.

Feature Comparison xkcd.com/2699/ m.xkcd.com/2699/

I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.

The Twitter meltdown is distracting me from fully enjoying the FTX meltdown.

weeee Tootbot confirmed! tapbots.social/@paul/10936748…

Feeling more disinterested in seeing how this dumpster fire turns out, & looking at Mastodon increasingly as a better way to do this. I'll probably be much more active at @[email protected] . Not closing this account out yet, but won't be paying much attention to it either.

We ALL deserve better than Herschel Walker, and Reverend Raphael Warnock deserves reelection. ☑️ That said, we also deserve one of the best campaign ads in recent memory. It's pretty funny at first, but also kinda sad the more you think about it. #PoorHerschel

Apple silicon unlocks a new level of performance for our users. And soon, many of these chips can be stamped “Made in America.” The opening of TSMC's plant in Arizona marks a new era of advanced manufacturing in the U.S. — and we are proud to become the site’s largest customer.

Hey Neighbors! Hospitalizations for Covid, Flu and RSV more than doubled last week here in Pierce county, Washington state. Please put on a mask. When Jack got smashed in the face with a 6X6 timber in a work accident, he had to wait 3 days for surgery. Beds and ORs impacted.

Probably one of the last things I'll post on this platform: washingtonpost.com/technology/202…

same username as everywhere else @mstdn.social pls be patient with me I’m still learning

Barbara Walters knew Donald Trump was a FRAUD.

So it's official, Twitter has broken 3rd party apps permanently? If this is true, this will probably be the last tweet you'll see from me here. You can find me on mastodon.