I miss quarantine twas a simpler time where I was single because of the global pandemic and not my personality

colors of the sky.

Thanks to the incredible phone quality of the iPhone 14 pro, I will never be able to take/post a selfie again because what the fuck.

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Omfg

I mean… they were literally asking for it.

Wicked Alice ✨🖤😛

I need to work on being a better friend. I’m just naturally distant and can unintentionally go long periods of time without talking to anybody. I’m tryna break this habit but it’s hard when you’re a real life hermit. 😭🥲

I will never not be open to having a conversation about ideas that really lean into the “cats” part of Wildcats

Me watching The Parent Test without any plans of becoming a parent ever 👀📝

I miss who I was before I became accustomed to the bone deep cringe that I first felt when watching tiktok videos for the first time. The forced challenges, the stupid dances, the whacky ass facial expressions while audio plays and they point at the air… it’s all so dumb.

Netflix says their anti-password sharing measures were posted as an error and have removed the rule of subscribers having to verify their home devices every month from their website.

Alone by choice and alone by default are VERY DIFFERENT. Please be mindful how you speak to your single friends.

BREAKING: After helping pass several anti-LGBTQ laws, Republican Tennessee Lt. Governor Randy McNally used his Instagram account to comment on various suggestive photos of a young male dressed in drag and in his underwear. His post replies to these photos included comments such

Your gun rights aren’t worth human lives.

This is the Allen, Texas, mass shooter. Can we please stop saying he was mentally ill and that his motive is unknown or unclear? He was a white supremacist who was given easy access to weapons of war by Texas Republicans.

I wish I could take a break from myself.

What do you mean I have to do this same shit for the next 30 years??? I’m over it.

All colognes smell the same.