Discovered that #Audible is now available as an app on my car. And, oh-ho! Who’s that I see on the left?

Out of everyone?

Let sleeping ducks lie.

Define “substantial.”

JD Kirk just finished The Big Man Upstairs and will never be able to look at a ginger root 🫚 or radish the same way!! I was crying with laughter!! Thanks so much. 🤣🤣

Loved Stateside, two sittings due to election and lack of sleep but wanted to savour every word! Yet again complex plot, lots of characters all held together in an hilarious story delivered beautifully by Angus King Me keeping track of everyone JD Kirk

Even though I have Kindle unlimited, I just bought all of the Hoon books by JD Kirk. I bought them just in case. But I don't know in case of what?? What I do know is that Stateside made me laugh like a fucking drain. Iris running away from the passport just sent me.

Emma 📚🏳️‍🌈💗 (booktwt) Hello! Best book so far is Stateside, by JD Kirk

So, who ended up getting emergency root canal treatment for a broken tooth today? Anyone? Or just me? #ouch

Loaded with painkillers following my dental emergency, some serious hayfever made me reach for my eye drops. It did not go well.

JD Kirk Wowsa, I knew I'd done as lot this year, but..over 50 - ALREADY? And look who stand centre! lol JD Kirk Mark Billingham Michael Wood

After #Stateside I’m sorely tempted to write this 80s set pulp noir style Alvin King prequel. Cover design by the brilliant Kip Ayers.

Recently discovered JD Kirk and I’m hooked! Cannot recommend enough.

I told myself I’m not going to spend any more money on #LEGO this year, but have just discovered that I have enough VIP points saved up to buy the Jaws set, so feel it would be rude not to exploit this glaring loophole.

Fancy an EXCLUSIVE DCI Jack Logan short story from JD Kirk?!📚🕵️ Then pre-order the hardback edition of #AKillerOfInfluence (out 12 Sept) and submit your proof of purchase and we will send you an exclusive bonus chapter! Terms and conditions apply 👉 canelo.co/jd-kirk-preord…

Well, this is it. I've come close a few times, but I'm finally quitting this platform, which I once loved, but is now a godforsaken clusterfuck of joyless shithousery. Find me on Facebook at facebook.com/jdkirkbooks. Keeping account here open so nobody nicks my username! Byeee! x

The mutant midgies are here! Watch the trailer for Midgies, a horror-comedy set in the Scottish Highlands! youtu.be/bZcJBAxu6hE #FilmTwitter #MovieTrailer #IndieFilmmaking #SupportIndieFilm #HorrorComedy #Trailers

Briefly returning to Twitter to say thanks for all the kind words about the Kindle Storyteller Award. A great evening, with quite a camp photo. And this morning, the brilliant Nish Kumar made my daughter’s year by letting me take a photo of him to send her. Cheers, Nish!

The first Story in the DCI Jack Logan series out on the app From the Multi million selling and super talented @jdkirkbooks Just yesterday he won the prestigious #kindlestorytelleraward judged by @djsaracox and @vicknhope #audiobooks #crimethriller #awardwinning #bestselling