An eye for an eye is profitable for the eye-patch industry.

Currently learning about twitter... crazy times online.

Heading down to #occupywallstreet

If false equivalency arguments of Americans were currency, we wouldn’t be facing a nearly $28,000,000,000,000 debt burden.

I can't remember what life was like without iTunes.

Be the Integrity

That moment you realize that you may have never deleted your MySpace account...

Shot in the dark

"We're half awake in a fake empire"- #thenational

Proposing a fact check for the fact checkers #allpolitics

An unfortunate run in with marinara sauce.

There are 2 groups of people that have recess: 1) Elementary School children. 2) Congress.

Unemployment at 10.2%

You know things are getting weird when Dennis Rodman is the US' lead emissary (and last remaining hope)on the North Korean nuclear crisis.

Available at 12:01AM

Your kindness falls like rain. It's washing me away.

#MyTwitterAnniversary

“People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.” - from Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk