#Waco: There were 18 freezes during February, breaking the all-time record of 17 set in 1936. With only 2.08" of precipitation December-February, this is the 5th driest #winter on record. #ctxwx #txwx #climate

Ugh:

IT’S OFFICIAL!!! PRISM is Baylor University’s first chartered LGBTQ student organization! Thank you to all the alumni, friends, administrators, and supporters who helped get us to this historic day. #care #community #connection - #PRISMatBaylor #Baylor #LGBTQ

Looking at you, Saturday Night Live.

Looking like a lot of green across East Texas in the 6-10 Day Precipitation outlook from NWS Climate Prediction Center. A series of upper level lows swinging through will bring multiple chances of some much needed rain next week starting Sunday through midweek. #HOUwx #TXwx #BCSwx #GLSwx

I think about this tweet regularly to this day.

Higher Ed jokes 💯

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Don't forget to Pokémon Go to the Polls

Also retweeting myself in preparation for tonight:

May your Christmas traditions be as hilarious as this one has become. 🤣 PS, Thanks, Shutterfly! PPS, you cannot imagine the crap I’m going to get this year for wearing a shirt the same color as the walls.

Update. 😂

National park with the jokes today.

👀

You know when you’re driving and someone passes you, and you’re like, “well, I don’t have a speedometer on me but that dude is speeding.” Then you see a police officer on the side of the road, the sirens come on, and you’re like “ah, karma, very satisfying.” Anyway, that’s all.

THIS! And I actually literally don’t know who the first guy is, just that there’s been a lot of tweets about him.

My wife is a now a Master of the Science of Libraries! 🥳