Thank you for inventing the monkey. RIP

Adrian Morejon is special man

Adrian Morejon: DAWG Mason Miller: DAWG Robert Suarez: DAWG

Eddie Vedder is here again. You're daily reminder that the Vedder Cup represents San Diego as much as Mario Lopez.

The monotone commentating on anything the Padres do is so annoying

You can’t deny that every player on this roster WANTS to win. Who wouldn’t? What is apparent though are the ones who are showing they want to win….and the ones who aren’t

Seems like #FuckTheFaithful today

Won’t let King go for more than 1 inning after shoving, but will bring Suarez in the 5th/6th. Got it. We’re completely lost here.

Current Padres vs. Former Padre Can’t imagine how this one will go

Mood

Offense was never consistent all year long. Only clicked all at once maybe a handful of times/games. Not surprising it ended the way it did. However, ALL the fucking flowers go to the bullpen this season.

Leiper’s reaction at the top of the steps is killing me lmao

At last San Diego FC secures MLS expansion history. ✅ 18 Wins (Breaking St. Louis’ record) ✅ 60 Points (Breaking LAFC’s record) Back to first in the West. If they can secure the top seed they’ll end any argument for best expansion side in league history. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

18 Regular Season dubs. An Major League Soccer expansion record.

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JJ Peterka is ELECTRIC ⚡️

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Goooodnight 🩵