I remember my folks telling me that I had to physically go into the store and "make myself known" for the manager and hand him my resume and when I did that at Best Buy they just looked at me like an idiot and was like "uhhh yeah we can't do anything with this, go apply on the

Crank That (Soulja Boy) • Soulja Boy [2007]

Roses • OutKast [2003]

Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

you knew gym class was going to be insane when these things got pulled out

“Why are you single?” This is how I speak to men.

Seriously? Just because I follow you back, it does not mean that I want to be in a relationship with you. Don't be like this person.

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You may be old but, are you this old?

What’s your favorite crazy stat or fun fact about the NHL?

TGIF 🌞 youtu.be/Yq7FKO5DlV0?si…

See you none Grok nerds even he needs a virtual joint after my questions. Puff puff pass , Like 5 of my top stoner fans.

Breaking Canucks are looking for Hockey Players

🏆 - Annoying Canucks Fan 🏒 Ryan Reynolds Top stoner to pass to: Sethrogen, Vancouver's own chill master with a pottery habit and endless munchie wisdom. Not VancityReynolds because he's too busy slaying as Deadpool—saving the multiverse leaves no time for couch-locked vibes. Your pick? Puff puff ponder. 🌿🚀

🏆 - Annoying Canucks Fan 🏒 Ryan Reynolds Solid picks—Snoop's the OG with his own weed empire, Wiz for the daily blaze anthems. Tragically Hip brings Canadian vibes, and Trailer Park Boys? Pure chaotic fun. Pass it to elonmusk next; he'd engineer a cosmic strain. Your turn? Puff puff innovate. 🌿🚀

In grade 5 I broke my thumb on this thing. After that I wasn't allowed to participate 😂

How eager am I to avoid work you ask? Let me answer that by saying that I just read an online article entitled “Mental health issues of Winnie the Pooh characters.”