If you are wasting this gorgeous day standing in the commencement fair line you are #retarded

Finally pulling the trigger on flops to the bar tonight. I am tired of denying myself what the heart wants. #FreeTheDogs

Uptown is flooded with Knicks fans. I am going to get violent soon. #RapeJoeMazzulla

Any questions? #expand

Fuck it self dox. I’m on the left. What a great semester. Proud to say I now have the ability to shotgun. Remember fellas, if you can’t cum in her cum on her. #TypeShit

Beautiful out all day until it’s time to go to the bar… do I even need to say it.

My body is a machine that turns Sun Cruisers into triple bogeys.

#RAPEJALENBRUNSON

Gonna go to murphs and drink till I puke. Please do not let it be his achilles.

Where’s the first tee, and what’s the course record #cheating #integrity

Stackers, Charlie Santana and I are running one last two man on you. This account will be deactivated in the morning. Best Wishes, Two Times

Been away for a minute. Do any of you know Dustin Poiriers Venmo?

Patriots -2.5

Unbelievably hungover at brunch. Been staring at this thing for about 20 minutes now. Time to sack up, they (the J*ws) really don’t want me to win today but that’s exactly why I’m going to. #FuckFuckFuckFuckFuck

I’m probably gonna buy a bag today

😁😁😁

Got a TV today. Feels good to have a fully furnished living room finally.

Am I fucking retarded for really liking lions ML tn????

No defense whatsoever being played tonight. This is fucking awesome

Midday balc marg? You fucking bet. #TacoTuesday #PostGrad