How I stand waiting to be served at the bar

My foot is really hurting this morning. If anyone wants to nip me round an Indian and some cans later it'd be much appreciated.

fina 🖤 Stick in the wankbank and move on sista

Life gives with one hand and takes with the other.

Full training camp Dave Allen.

I met darts MC John McDonald in Greggs in Blackpool. Nice bloke.

Jazzpaul82 Olly I have replied to the wrong thread 😭

youtu.be/dluHzQhLcME?si… today I will mainly be listening to Sananda Maitraya, or Terence Trent D'arby if you're a bigot. The man just has bangers on tap.

Honestly, who gives a shit?

youtu.be/nyaNMoam9KY?si… a fine outing from Manchester's third greatest band, from what is, in my humble opinion, their best album.

Any answer other than Little James is quite simply incorrect.

Despite that, I still find the fact he's fastened both buttons on his suit the most offensive thing about him.

There's a rumour the chippy that has closed in the village is reopening as an Indian. This might be the most exciting thing that has ever happened to me.

This isn't about the Maccabi Tel Aviv fans, it's about the 40,000 Villa fans who don't give a flying fuck about politics but would quite like to go to the game without first having to walk through a race riot, which isn't that unreasonable an ask.

#BoringVinylWanker returns with a stone cold Blue Note classic. Pianist Horace Silver with possibly his finest work. A strong line up including Joe Henderson on tenor and the criminally under-recorded Carmell Jones on trumpet.