If I die after I pay my rent sit me on the couch till da 30th

Katherine Johnson, whose precise calculations helped ensure the success of the Mercury and Apollo space missions, including the historic Apollo 11 moon landing.

Luigi didn't do anything wrong

Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.

Tiger Woods’ caddie, Mike “Fluff” Cowan, checking the wind with his cigarette during the 1997 Masters.

Big smiles from Christina and Victor on the deck of the USS John P. Murtha, as they waited to be escorted for their routine post-mission medical checks.

New painting. International Players Anthem.

Your odds of getting into Harvard are about 50 times better than your odds of becoming a NASA astronaut. In 2020, 12,000 people applied to be astronauts. NASA picked 10. A 0.08% acceptance rate. Harvard, the school everyone treats as shorthand for "impossible to get into,"

High divorce rates are not surprising… People planned weddings, not marriages

A green flag: She can be upset and still talk to you respectfully. That’s self-control.

Orcas eat great white sharks. They hunt seals, dolphins, and baby whales. They have never killed a single human in the open ocean. Not once, in all of recorded history. An orca's brain weighs up to 15 pounds. Yours weighs about 3. They have roughly double the brain cells we do

Absolutely but I've never once said "you know what would be fun right now? Some kids!"

Your teen daughter had a mini fridge full Alani energy drinks and you’re suing because she died from drinking way too many of them everyday. Mind you, you’re buying these for her! If they don’t stop playing and go get some grief counseling.

That’s not a soul tie, you just have low self esteem.

Why is a 17-year old drinking energy drinks, let alone 6 a day?

As I have always said, If you have a problem with menstrual blood, then just date a man. Women menstruate it is not news. And sometimes, mistakes will happen. If you think this little blood messes up your car, then wait till she has to push a baby out in the car while you are

“If you can HUH you can HEAR!!” -A Black proverb 🤌🏾💫

This is why the NFL had to make guardian caps

you smell good is a 10/10 compliment

This classic banger from A Goofy Movie