I’m trending again! This is awesome! Stay tuned for more great things coming soon!

Please help this wonderful man out! He does great work!

Good luck to everyone playing in the PGA TOUR (presented by FedEx) Qualifying School (presented by Korn Ferry) this week and beyond! Also thank you for paying the entry fee which was reported by Monday Q Info to be $5000 plus. Lawyers, private jets, offices etc are expensive!

I am actually playing on the PGA TOUR this week in the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am at historic Pebble Beach! I am in the pro am division but if I win some people are saying I should play full time. I may give myself an exemption into the next signature event! Monday Q Info your thoughts please?

What an incredible day! I am truly the GOAT Commissioner!

What an amazing day with Donald J. Trump Tiger Woods at The White House for the game of golf! I am confident are fans, sponsors, and television partners will soon be very happy! Stay tuned!

I am beyond happy right now! My hero Rory McIlroy is leading the greatest event of all time! THE PLAYERS the first major is going perfect! Golf Channel says Rory is bouncing and has the best walk in all of golf. This day can’t get any better! Thank you Monday Q Info

Please don’t hit it in the water Rory McIlroy Say it with me Monday Q Info no water no water no water! Limited fields no cuts signature events! THE PLAYER(S?) CHAMPIONSHIP

Who’s excited for the final round of THE PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIP? This is the last year of THE PLAYERS! Next year it will be called THE PLAYER. One person is the perfect amount for a golf tournament. Limited field no cut event! The fans want this! Monday Q Info wants this

THE ADMINISTRATORS CHAMPIONSHIP is on now! Surely I jest as Greg Norman once said! No jest here but the final PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIP is today. I’m not joking about calling it THE PLAYER*! *One Monday Q spot available for Monday Q Info to administer

Sorry about the weather! I can’t control it like they do at The Masters

Play is resuming at THE PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIP now. Please always use all capital letters! Setting up for a primetime twilight finish! If there is a playoff we won’t have time to do it so Rory will just get the trophy! Monday Q Info definitely agrees with all this!

As we Monday Q Info and I said earlier playoff will not happen. If JJ makes this he wins any other result is a Rory win

It is time for THE PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIP playoff for the final time. In a one PLAYER CHAMPIONSHIP there cannot be a tie! Good luck to all the participants especially my friend Monday Q Info who would definitely win this playoff! Just kidding I’m rooting for Rory McIlroy!

I’ll be presenting THE PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIP trophy soon! The trophy is known as GOLD MAN! All capital letters please!

The crowd cheered for me! Only the trolls online don’t like me! I am popular Monday Q Info

I’ve been telling everyone especially Monday Q Info I, PGA TOUR Commissioner Jay Monahan, won’t rest until everyone is suspended! This is a big step in the right direction and exactly what our loyal audience wants and deserves!

So Monday Q Info do you see how one is in all capitals but not any of the others? Yes my pettiness never stops. Also Rory McIlroy has never played in a Monday qualifier. Does that make him an incomplete player?

I am so sad and disappointed especially with Monday Q Info after today. It’s my birthday and no one wished me a happy birthday. I would appreciate my happy birthday greeting in all capital letters!

I did everything I could for the PGA TOUR (all capitals) during my tenure as COMMISSIONER! My name will be remembered with the all time greats like Tiger Woods and Jack Nicklaus! I will stay in my role until 2026! If you hear of any job openings let me know Monday Q Info