This fella has never been on the right side of history. I'm not religious, but I think God dealt him a fair hand with the face and voice he got given.

Freedom of speech is not freedom of consequence.

I honestly don't get the criticism of this. I heavily doubt he thought the parade was a send-off for him - he's simply saying it was a great day to sign off on.

1. There isn’t. 2. Only one of them actually came to anything.

And yet they only want £20m for him.

And zero respect for the English language.

You couldn't wait to get that last line in, could you?

'Lovely fella. Once tried to kill 79 people. But other than that, a lovely fella.'

Oh. So you *are* blaming others after alll...

Losses incurred? For what?

This is just a long way of saying 'I hate foreigners'; the original tweet specifically asked for *other* reasons.

They finished 2 places ahead of you and took 4 points off you.

I am in 'your' country, and I think you're more of a cunt than the person you're replying to.

The replies tell you exactly how good of a deal this is. Rival fans at pains to say he's shit.

Not loads for us to worry about next season, then.

Weird energy, this. Seen loads of it. He's not obliged to speak to anyone unless it's club media or a press conference.

The one I wanted. Doesn't offer all out running power, 'flying full back' style, but is quick enough and far better on the ball than Kerkez.

Careful, now. The public isn't partey to that kind of information.

Football fans are so stupid that they see a tweet like this calling out their stupidity, and reply to it doubling down on their stupidity.

*the corpse of Diogo Jota.