hails🌜🌞 Seventy four days until Bonnaroo

sza / good days

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday

just got in trouble for saying “thanks everyone” in the work gc after i asked a question and nobody answered it

I be thinking I’m a yapper until I get around people who really cannot shut up. Then I realize quick , they got me beat.

People assuming you got it easy is really just a compliment to how well you carry yourself

they’re holding a “presidential election” to distract you from this

i love people who are fluent in spongebob references

you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?

September will start well 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

did it hurt? when i told you to google it and i was right

You reap what you sow

I have 0 empathy for terrible people. Never have never will.

the lion is tired, like really really tired

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

Your friendly reminder that Barack Obama gets standing ovations and loud cheers at stadiums.

i hate no U-turn signs on perfectly U-turnable streets because watch me