File this under: Pics that go hard 🇨🇦

Best we’ve seen Evander Kane move at practice. An encouraging sign with 12 games remaining on the Oilers schedule. #Oilers

I don’t post much but good morning

Well I’m drunk. What’s up twitter

I be drunk again. What’s up twitter. The rum got me

It’s like a core memory

What a massive play here by Zach Hyman 💪 That's playoff hockey! #StanleyCup

We are so lucky to have them

IT’S A CLASSIC CASE OF MCDAVID TO DRAISAITL FOR THE WIN!

If I didn’t have bad luck I’d have no luck at all. Two fucking timing belts broken in two fucking days 😡

Another book finished. Not great but not terrible. Decent I’d say

Before and after shaving off the beard that I grew for a year. What a difference

Another book read. If you’re into murder mystery thrillers then this one is for you! My first read by Hannah Mary McKinnon and super impressed.

Bored and horny all day leading to porn and masturbation. Lol

The new Superman movie was good with a different take on the story

Sad day today. R.I.P Ozzy

Been a minute since I’ve posted a selfie. Happy Friday folks

28 today. Happy birthday to me

Bought myself a nice birthday present

Happy late good evening twitter. I’m a wee bit drunk