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Jay Castration👽🧠🐌

@jaycastration

Jimvox "Jay" Castration | he/him | 🇸🇪
Alien slug body-snatcher.
I stream & make videos on the interwebs.

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Pokemon devs were turned feral and insane from making games so horrifically shit for 20 years they let the beast out by making Epstein.Exe translated through chatgpt to sound enough like a Hans Christian Anderson so that the most cope huffing mf you know can pretend it's high art

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I hate all corporations, of course, but at least when twitch has a partnership with Doritos or some shit my mind can go "Fair enough" even though you're basically feeding nutritionally worthless slabs of fat to a bunch of sedentary teenagers who dont know any better.

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im so sad OW got rid of the Cool Ass name Space Ranger, gave her a weird Disney face, and gave her what might be the most vapid nothing Uguu Disney Princess personality in the entire game despite having a sickass backstory. She was supposed to be my new main, man!

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half of all days back when i used to go to the gym i would come to school limping and unable to walk properly but i kind of thought it was a cool character trait so i leaned into it (not my leg, obviously)

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People act like sex Is the best thing in the world but it can't compare to finding a new 10/10 underground punk band with 2000 monthly listeners and a nonbinary singer called some shit like Rabbit Moon or Maggie O'Possum

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I hate physics, fuck the gravitational constant! Ive gone this long without learning how to write an uppercase G by habd and I won't start NOW!