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😂😂😂

Brilliant tele Jeremy Clarkson. Just watched the whole of season 2. Please tell me there is a season 3 coming? #ClarksonsFarm

His bumhole is so open. Poo would just fall out 💩

One of the best yet 😂😂😂😂😂

Absolute taste sensation 😝. Game changer. #walkers

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Absolute game changer for a crisp sandwich. #fatforlife #crispsandwichmaster

When making a crisp sandwich do you carefully position the crisps so evenly distributed or just tip the full pack on like an animal? #crispsandwich

A few scientific facts for you. 1. It’s impossible to not have seconds when you have a Chinese 2. Vermicelli is the best kind of noodles 3. Salt and pepper chips are better than normal chips 4. Pork balls are better than chicken balls. #Science #facts

Just watched The Machine. Was expect to be bob but it’s decent. bert kreischer. Thought Joe Rogan may of made an appearance though.

Ffs. New fear unlocked.

Go to bed with itchy bum. Wake up with smelly finger. #fridaynightfacts #wisdom

Great nature kegging here.

Can’t stop watching this on repeat

No messing about with these lads, the excitment in his face says it all 🤣. Stella Unfiltered at The Tower Bar and Hotel, Lincoln 🍺

The Premier League Goal Of The Month nominations for December 2006 will never be beaten