I’m HOLLERINGGGGG this is literally me every single day in Atlanta

Real people told me he did nothing for this team

Every single time they come back from commercial its “zack wheeler had the bases loaded in the first!!!!” ENOUGH

NICHOLAS

there is no serotonin boost quite like the phils absolutely clobbering the mets

FUCK THE METS

good morning, go birds, ftm, etc

Born to be a bad b, forced to use the crooked platform at the gym 😐

Ya girl got a SIGNED Hurts #2 jersey like the psychopath I am 😈

Went to grab drinks with another Eagles fan girlie and my tab was literally $41.33, I couldn’t write this if I tried

How my problems sneak up on me

I have checked in two (2) times on this here baseball teams and both times br*nd*n n*mm* hit a homerun so I’ll see y’all later.

Me at any given opportunity:

You were saying?

Real people told me the hype died down

Dems should be happy a guy like Mamdani even wants to work with them and is running under their loser banner but instead they’ll try to kill progress because they need to run more 90 year olds who will insider trade and pretend to care about what their constituents want