Sunday plans: Eat biscuits Look at rain Tell other people to look at rain Say “it’s still raining” Sip of tea Repeat

No, Podemos no ha prometido playas para musulmanas en España. Es un bulo que vuelvem Ayúdanos también en instagram.com/malditobulo maldita.es/maldito-bulo/n…

“Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool.” Also known as: John Watson’s worst nightmare.

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More three-word horror stories: Jumped the queue You’ll be fine Just a trim How are you? A quick word Out of milk Might be fun Rail replacement bus Have a dance Back to Brussels Contact customer support View current balance Meet and greet You look well Honestly, you choose

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years (since 29 Mar 2014). What's your #TwiAge? TwiAge.com

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 29 Mar 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 29 Mar 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 29 Mar 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 29 Mar 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Allow me to play you a song of my own composition. It's called: "You're Wrong and Here's Why".

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In person: "Please, after you" In a car: "OH COME ON MATE JUST GO!!!"

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74% of Britons don't know how Benedict and Martin got roles in Marvel films when it was Amanda who used super speed to save Sherlock.

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It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 4 years (since 29 Mar 2014). And you? TwiAge.com

Anger and aggravation shows up in at the most unsuspected moments