Christmas 🎄is around the corner,busy day here at HD6673,I was dropping pallets & stocking merchandise & sold a $5,300 tile order,I was doing it all as I look cute with my beget I was in my own la vie en rose! I felt like a SUPERSTAR⭐️,then why I’m still washing my own car !?

This upcoming Sunday,I will be attending my 11TH Xmas🎄Party for HD6673,some of my past outfits can really poke an eye out! I think even some of the guests,couldn’t finish their dinner! I’m just dying for you guys to see my upcoming outfit! Even Pia Zodora will be jealous!🎄💅🏻

🎄🎄 HD6673 Xmas Party was on 🔥 & my outfit was heating up & the men all pause , when I walked into the room!🔥😂 Fabulous time with my HD6673 family ❤️🍊! I had so much fun , better than a peanut butter sandwich 🥪! 🎄🔥🥪 Happiest Holidays Everyone!

🎄Happiest Holidays to all My HD 🍊 FRIENDS ! Wishing nothing but love, success,& health to all of you 💜! As you stuff your face with endless of gravy & pot roast & tamales 🫔 & auntie Wanda’s suspicious egg nog drink,remember we work for Thy Best Retail Store, Home Depot🍊💜

HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE! IN 2022, HD6673 🍊, we hit 365 days safe,I saw many associates get promoted, we won the baseball HD🍊tournament, lost an exceptional SM Gabby,& gain an optimistic SM Jose & I got my citizenship & double on my water pill! 2023 We see you!👀We got you girl!

🚨I’m not only a floor specialist,I mixed paint 🎨,I sign out orders,do returns,sell appliances,you can catch me as a backup cashier & I can cook a delicious lamb🐑 lasagna that will leave you heavy enough,they can use you as a boat 🛥️ anchor! Superstar🌟 #teamelmonte #HD6673

🚨😢I got more mixed emotions here than a Patty Duke’s Lifetime movie!Our HD6673 SASM Tim,He’s Leaving To A Midnight Train 🚂 To Pasadena,honey! Tim for the 🏆win,but gonna miss him here! He’s such a good egg! Can’t wait to see Nicole in action, she’s a firecracker! 🍊

🚨 Happiest Glittery Birthday To My Former SM Gabby Franco ! A very hardworking 🐝 who can inspire & push you, to climb that ladder 🪜 of success! Brigitte Bardot , eat your heart out , Gabby is a HD Legend 🍊! 🍧🧁🎂🍭 #superstar #HD #manager

🚨 Jack It Up, Cause I Ain’t No Flat Tire 🛞 ! Being a COACH , is an essential tool , to help our new hires , how to fabulously succeed in our HD aisles! Got this awesome Homer Batch for providing Quality Customer Service ! Our customers are gold & I’m a Golden Queen 🫅🏻 🍊🍊

🚨 Over the years at HD6673,I seen a plethora of WOMEN,who put their tears & sweat into these aisles,& did it fabulously & saw nothing but success flourish in front of their eyes! I’m rooting for them to reach new levels! Not even a hurricane can stop these WOMEN! #WomansDay

🚨 Success Sharing At 🍊HD 6673 ! Fun Sporty Week ,even tho I have no clue about sports, I look so cute in my pink jersey! 💅🏻 What a good egg🥚,my SM Jose, getting dunk into icy cold water! This was more fun than Sandy Duncan’s Peter Pan Show! #bestretailstore #SuccessSharing

🚨 Spring is here at HD6673🍊, yard work don’t need to be boring,so head down here for your Aquabooster 🔊, listen 👂to your favorite tunes as you are killing those weeds! So put on some,Patti LaBelle & Cyndi Lauper & watch your flowers 🌸 jam to the beat 🎼! #Spring

🚨 just like your mom’s infamous meatloaf, we ain’t dead here ! We are making a comeback at HD6673 , only 35 DAYS for the 🏆 WIN ! Excuse me as I eat my torta,to celebrate our 330 DAYS OF SAFETY! Watch this space ,I be back,just like those kids from that movie POLTERGEIST!

🚨Happiest Birthday Jose Gonzalez Jose ! He’s such a good egg! Years ago, we were both 20 years old & he was my ASM! He put up with my DIVA hard working ways & I saw his fire to reach his goal! & now he’s bigger than Cher! He’s my SM! He’s such a ham ! I’m happy he’s here at HD6673!

🚨 I am HD6673’s Captain Of Diversity & also a “Friend Of Dorothy” “Light In His Loafers” 🙋🏼‍♂️ 🌈🙋🏼‍♂️, & I get to decorate our wall! Happy Pride 🌈, I work for a company 🍊that respects & values diversity,equity & inclusion & my apron goes with everything but my plaid pants!

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🎈 Grateful for my HD6673 Family , so nice of them to celebrate my “3️⃣2️⃣” birthday ! Just , like Sally Field once said “ You like me , You really do like me!” I’m on vacation mode , so my people will contact your people , if you have a Tile question 🙋🏼🍊💅🏻! #teamhomedepot

🎉Happy Birthday To👩🏼‍🎤 Cyndi Lauper ! Growing up,feeling different & getting bullied for being different,almost drove me over the cliff, unable to talk to family & express my despair thoughts! Only thing that got me through,was her music! Her videos, an escape from reality!

🧸 OH NO , our HD6673 CXM JONATHAN, is leaving , & no Gladys , he’s not leaving on a midnight train to Georgia, he’s leaving to HD6629! I was tough on him at first , but he won me over with his drive to succeed ! He’s a good egg & such a teddy bear ! You go Jonathan! 🎉🎉

🚨Serving Outstanding Customer Service For 1️⃣4️⃣ YEARS 🎉 Thanks To All My SMs,Chuck, Richard,Chris,Gabby & Jose for always letting me do what I do best : WORK ! Grateful for my job🍊& I’m thy🫅🏻of Tile! Proudly bleeding orange,just hope it’s not because of my Metamucil!💁🏼‍♂️🥲😁🍊