Crazy to have graduated from high school. On to bigger and better things at @westmontcollege! ift.tt/2HVxPMO

Sunsets r life ift.tt/2MypjpF

It just dawned on me there are only two more weeks of summer for me

Not a bad day

Please put “invented car fart” on my gravestone. This is my only request.

Alright, brothers, the word is here and I have it: Orange Vanilla Coke is the new top shiz, but Sprite Lymonade is pointless. That’s it for today. Stay safe, everyone.

Happy Home Planet Day!

Stonk tip of the day

Name that skyline bit.ly/2KqTzFT

One of my favorite places on Earth (minus the humidity) bit.ly/2L6rQd5

Happy birthday @westmontrugby @jonahzahnd ! ift.tt/2MEk4GI

Chairs are underappreciated

Can we get Willie Nelson for the next halftime show? #SuperBowl

How to Vote by Mail in Every State. This Article Is Free To Help You Navigate Election 2020.

I literally have no idea who won this debate. I just know we all lost.

I think Joe won but it felt like America lost.

BACK TO BACK. #GoDawgs

Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won’t allow shipment of anything called a “Flamethrower”. To solve this, we are renaming it “Not a Flamethrower”.

Pope Francis has decided to recognize seven government-appointed Chinese bishops, in a major concession to Beijing on.wsj.com/2EFBKxb

Republicans: “Man, Trump’s popularity numbers suck. But as long as the economy keeps growing this way, he has a shot.” Trump: “Hold my beer, I’m starting a trade war.”