couldn’t explain how sad i was when i found out Civil Engineering was a 3-year course in the UK.

Nobody: Me: unliking a post I don't agree with because I liked it too fast without reading to the end

"Your collar bones are showing" Leave am, I be model.

Idk man, as a region, we're not very bright.

As a man, once you open your eyes in the morning, war don start

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have the whole outside. Imagine fumbling unlimited outdoor space just to die in a bathroom.

The concept of Nigeria having Ivy League schools

i move around every few seconds just in case there’s a sniper on me

I love liking all the tweets of the person I agree with when I’m reading a Twitter argument. I hope it shows up in their notifications showing I liked all 7 tweets so they know I’m on their side

how it feels like looking at yourself on camera vs mirror

She cooked. Too many child phenoms are destroyed by eager coaches

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

Oddly there is not one canary on the Canary Islands. Similarly, on the Virgin Islands, they don't have any canaries either.

performative

pidgin really crazy cus "you bad no worry" and "you good no worry" na both compliments