SYLVIA NOOOOOOOO

the best and only low-key insult my therapist uses is “this sounds like a great opportunity to be curious” whenever I’m obviously being a major dumbfuck about something

anxiously awaiting my senile sublimation!

What does regenerative work feel like? “For me, making work regenerative is about making work feel like play.”

a side of guac at this burrito place is $8.75

This is a very good tweet

Why does my bank keep sending me invites to a workshop they’re having on imposter syndrome

the sensory deprivation coffin I ordered for my basement is too small :(

The woman next to me on my flight to Palm Springs texted someone that she was sitting next to a couple of fudge packers. I wanted to let her know that she was sitting next to dozens of Fudge Packers.

A spammer reached out to me today because of my passion for gothic fashion

Man in my neighborhood is painting over his huge garage mural that said “give peace a chance.” He’s done.

Architectural Digest could never

In France they call chopsticks “baguettes” 🥖 🥢

Vastly prefer the 22 vintage

Changed my Slack name to Nonhuman Biologic.

absolutely cackling about this person drinking from their cat's water fountain

me as soon as I get in heaven and meet the creator of tiramisu

“who gives a baby a stripper name?” —man loudly yelling into his phone at target, talking about his daughter's child