My sweetwater rep got a new job. RIP to my longest running relationship

I have once again bought the same record twice

The Mets daring to ask, “what if we were the 2017 Astros”

Trying to explain michel gondry to gen z

Gonna play 30 minutes of On & On at my last gig of the year tonight

Wow Kyla Scanlon in Intelligencer. Huge day for the vibes crowd

Gen Z walking around so smug like they aren’t going to have their own Garden State

Trying some new records and I almost mixed the same song into itself

Been buying a lot of records that I can only describe as “price is right” music. Entering my adult contemporary era

“No new permits” is key here. If only someone could find the will to change the ordinances to provide tangible relief and adequate public services. But why do the correct thing when you can do whatever this is. Terminal case of public sector brain worms

This breakthrough innovation is called “eyesight” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

the goggles are good

Nobody can match the scale of our ambition

Honestly, biggest miss of the new avatar. Not enough crabs. The universe demands carcinisation

I’ll vote for the person that makes it illegal for a platform to read my words in a message and immediately serve me an ad. Infuriating

lol, lmao even

This is the worst week of my life* *i bit my lip on Sunday have reinjured myself daily since then

I know what you’re thinking Fran Drescher is the SAG president!? Could she follow Ronald Reagan’s footsteps to use the position to propel her to the White House?? Absolutely!

Seen all the tweets I’m allowed to today. Hoping for some good takes tomorrow morning