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Jason Selvig

@jasonselvig

Half the comedy duo @TheGoodLiars - Undecided:The Movie - The Supporters - find me Bluesky šŸ‘‡šŸ‘‡šŸ‘‡

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I worked in the restaurant industry for years and when someone said ā€œ86 that burger for table 12ā€ it meant we had to take the burger outside and shoot it with a gun.

I worked in the restaurant industry for years and when someone said ā€œ86 that burger for table 12ā€ it meant we had to take the burger outside and shoot it with a gun.
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Has anyone notice that, ever since I said ā€œI HATE THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLESā€ on February 9th, they haven’t played a SINGLE GAME?

Has anyone notice that, ever since I said ā€œI HATE THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLESā€ on February 9th, they haven’t played a SINGLE GAME?
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ā€œThere are these things called body thetans, they are disembodied, immortal spirits and they’re the reason you feel sad.ā€

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TRUMP has completely flipped on salt. He says raising the cap benefits democratic governors. ā€œWe don’t want to benefit democrat governors,ā€ Trump said in response to my question.