FUN FACT: Australia has not lost a Test since Todd Woodbridge became Channel 9's cricket host. #Ashes #ENGvAUS

Do idiots know that they are only here for our amusement? And the angrier they get about their lives the funnier it is. Haha

John Travolta is on my tv screen..what about that face..so round and shiney..if you worked on one side for 25 overs ,it would go reverse !

Dear Mr Gump, just look on the inside of the lid. There is a diagram and brief description of every chocolate.

Icona Pop's song "I Don't Care, I Love It" seems to be very popular with necrophiliacs.

“Jarrod Walsh: I just cried watching this. Thanks @mattspencer23 youtube.com/watch?v=ouhURN…” unbelievable!!! Must watch.

Jennifer Lawrence, simultaneous glory of victory and embarrassment of slip. Like the infamous, paradoxical fart-gasm. #Ididoneonce

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If Oscar Pistorius is found innocent I don't think anyone will risk throwing him a suprise party.

Just saw a guy stop, look at his reflection in a window and adjust his cap to the side. Thank god. He almost looked like a wanker. X

Here it is.... #Derek2 [Official Trailer] youtube.com/watch?v=RyqoF-… via @youtube

Just 5 sleeps until Round One. Can't wait to score a duck, take 0-64 off 7 and drink myself into oblivion in a feeble bid to mask the pain.

I may have a tertiary qualification but I'm also a 31 year old cricketer who casually shadow bats, often unknowingly, at work functions.

It’s times like this I really wish I existed.

Is it just me or has Ben from "Bens Menu" cooking show got a bit of the Andrew Mackie about him??? Geelong Cats

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One week to go until AFL Round 1 and the 'G looks a treat.

Wouldn't want to be a Mexican secret service agent #jobsearchtime