The Maiselous Ms. Marvel

A bald spot that’s also a wifi hotspot

Hey, T🥁mmy L33! Remember when you got heat stroke in Dallas and canceled the scavenger hunt meet-n-greet? How 'bout a raincheck at the Crue show on Monday in Arlington, TX?!? 🔥🔥🔥

Mail? You mean bad news ravioli?

All my corgis are at half mast

You say mosquito, I say moscato.

Every male character in every commercial is named Gary or Carl.

Extra snakes Tylenol

ME: When does winter end? WIFE: Six weeks. ME: Six weeks? WIFE: That's what that dumbass porcupine said.

Balki ran so Borat could walk.

Three words: Hot Earl Summer

Merci beaucoup, Pee-wee.

Mork, calling Orson. Come in, Orson!

“‘Tis the season!” ‘Tis it, though? ‘TIS IT?!

Ah, the holidays - everywhere you go, people are coughing. A cacophony of coughing!

you have got to be fucking kidding

100,000 eclipse videos featuring Total Eclipse of the Heart and not ONE person used the Dan Band version?

Word Hippo > Moo Deng

Dallas Man Creates Memories One 8-Track at a Time dallasobserver.com/music/dallas-m…

Taking a shower while it’s pouring rain outside feels weird.